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My eyes are itching. I want to scratch them right out of my head or smear Vicks vapor rub on the m so they will feel cool. The doc gave me flonase to squirt up my nose for allergies. One question sir. If I cant breath out my nose because that artery is blocked, what then am I supposed to do? So here I sit so dazed, I do not know my name. A rose by any name is still a rose & antihistamine by another name: drugs.

I watched Team America world police last night. Lets just say I am glad those were puppets and some mighty fine puppeteering that was. I love political comedy and it was much easier to take with puppets doing it than having to watch Bill Maher rip into something. I love though when his writers are searching for something to be funny and slip him a joke about anal sex. It is as if he has to spin the joke, “taking it in the rear with a positive spin” so as to not offend any one. I don’t know I get into it something about his weak little shoulders. It might be good to be generous compassionate and liberal we just need a good leader. Some one with nice square features like Kennedy, the one who fancied both brunettes and blondes not his dork of a cousin. It is a Supreme Court hearing, broseph; take a nexium before you explode. I do not like Ted, he makes us all look like fools.

Well I am off to headphone world again at work. The woman sharing my space is crying and spewing. It is an overcast Monday, lord I hope she took her hormone pills today. She is such a meanie if she forgets.