Club Brown

What is up? I am mad today because I went into the wrong filed to be rich. Listen kids if you want to be a freak’ in sultan, go to Dubai or Oman, do not become a “man of the cloth”.
Two reasons the cloth is a heavy weave and does not breathe well (like [...]

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I have like a weeks worth of work to do. It is sitting here on my desk just begging for my attention. And I am like (little Puerto Rican queen voice) no no mee-ho jew doe get my love. You are so ugly I want to throw you away like you was trash, I hate [...]

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Do you ever really want to write something to make people laugh, but then when you start to type all that comes out is how aggravated you got today. Yeah that is not funny unless you get aggravated at spilling coke in your crotch. That would have been funny but that is not what happened [...]

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OK I am going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind. Mmmkay?
 
VOLUNTEER.
 
This is going to be fun.
Oh one more thing does anyone care about “what music I am listening to” deal? Because I actually go to itunes and listen to 30 seconds of the [...]

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So, the secret with run-flat tires is that when they are flat they are still ok to drive.
If you drive on them AT ALL, they are shot. No quick trip down to the gas station to get some air. When the pressure sensor in the car goes off, you best pull over immediately. Sensors [...]

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So I went on vacation and did more dancing to the song “Relax” than actual relaxing. We went for a walk on the beach one day and then we realized we were walking at about a 4 mph pace. One more along the lines of weight loss than vacation stroll.

 Today is Meximelt’s birthday! I need [...]

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