Club Brown

Have you ever had a day where you clothes just did not fit right? Maybe it is not your clothes fault maybe it is due to the fact that you ate like a 5 year old yesterday. That miserable 5 year old with no boundaries. I had toaster strudels for breakfast, two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds for lunch and 3 slices of cheap “party” pizza for supper. The toaster strudels (or pop tarts on crack as I prefer to call them) are bad enough. Then a Mc-ee-Dee’s Double Cheese burger is bad enough but Two of them, come on man. They sat there fighting in my stomach like my sister and I as children in a long trip in the back of my dads Oldsmobile Tornado. Then really, any pizza that succumbs to the moniker “party” pizza assumes you will be mostly inebriated and so will not notices its shortcomings. I am not knocking the “party” pizza, lots of college kids who blew their money on crack and would have starved if it had not been for the “party” pizza. But “Party” pizza is like a used Junker that you buy when you are learning how to drive. When you learn the value of hard work and the American values of appearance is everything and become a full on brand whore, you sell the Junker car and buy something a bit nicer. You sell the beat up Chevy and buy the Aston Martin. Ok maybe you buy the Acura but still you get those leather seats. MY point is “Party” pizza is for kids silly rabbit and we like to think the pizza can evolve into something even a “foodie” type person could enjoy.
So yesterday I was neck deep in food transgressions, and today my “big” jeans were dirty so I wore khakis with no button so I would not be depressed by not fastening the top. The problem is these pants are so old I have had them for at least 6 or 7 years and no I have had these since I was in college, make that possible 10 years, and they are not a 2008 cut. Mind you I was flat front before flat front was even cool and so at least they have that going for them but they are still pretty early 90’s looking. I paired these monstrosities with a bright bubble gum pink polo shirt that has shrunk in the wrong places. It has shrank in the arms and tail. S it wont tuck in and it feels like I am wearing capped sleeves. Cute on a girl, 31 year old male um not so much. So to complete my ensemble of dumb I paired it with my comfy old blue chucks that look kind of purple they have hit the wash so much.
So I am trying to make my self like what I think is the new Ravonettes album Lust Lust Lust. I cant tell because I have just recently acquired it and my my iPod is on the blink, so I have commandeered LaMex’s Shuffle. It doesn’t show what the heck this is but it sounds like what I liked.
It sounds kind of how I look, oddly fitting.