Hey I have like three deals real quick oh and one bit of advice.
One: So where are you all spending your economic stimulus gift coming to you by way of the Government from Uncle W?
I think I’ll buy an inflated plane ticket to IA with mine. If I have any left over it goes into the new iPod fund. Drat.
Oh and sorry my OH-Canada Readers and my tax evasion readers. OH-Canada’s; wow your so cool you don’t need no stinking stimuli. Thank God or your lucky stars or Tom Cruise, who ever just say thanks for being so stinking cool and not even knowing it. Evaders, No Economic stimulus for you. Hey you evade tax in the first place and it is 600 green-backs you won’t even notice.
Two: I have a Toyota Land Cruiser Association Austin Chapter meet up tonight1 I am excited. It is at Rudy’s, and I love Rudy’s. So even if it is just a bunch of Geezers standing around scratching there bums we can just say oops yeah imagine that a truck load of us show up in a rare FJ55 same time as ya’ll but we were just getting gas (because Rudy’s is also a petrol station! [Watching a little too much BBC])
One day when I strike it rich I am going to buy all my friends the same type of car and get you all enthused, and we’ll have a club! I am such a nerd. I know this.
Three: Why does the “Unscented” Mitchum deodorant actually smell like hair spray? It smells like Consort hair spray for men that my dad used when I was a kid. That was before he started buying “Grand Finale” BY THE CASE. Folks, there is a reason I am the way I am.
Advice: never eat a whole bag of Flam’in Hot Cheetos right before bed. It makes your tummy mad. They are so, so, so good and if you have never had them send me your stuff and I’ll mail you a bag!
OK this is all for now, carry on my wayward son…
There’ll be peace when you are done, lay you’re weary head to re-e-e-est, don’t cha cry .Don’t cha cry no …(fades off into a guitar solo)
20points and free back of Flam’ in Hot Cheetos if you can guess who sings that, besides me in the shower.
8 responses so far ↓
1 McCool // Apr 29, 2008 at 8:08 am
haha…you make me laugh!
Who is Kansas? for 20 points
What is “Carry on Wayward Son” for bonus 5 points.
2 Daine // Apr 29, 2008 at 8:45 am
a sequel to the final song on the previous album (”The Pinnacle” off Masque)
and was renamed from “Plastic under the Aspect of Communism”
gimme the extra 5!
3 kathy // Apr 29, 2008 at 9:55 am
no stimuli?
what are you talking about?
we pay more taxes than you crazy americans. and then we have to come up with all these crazy things all year to earn a return on our taxes. we were good this year. we got three Gs back.
4 Amanda // Apr 29, 2008 at 1:50 pm
We are putting ours in savings. I tried to convince Justin that we need to split it and do whatever we would like with it. I wanted to buy the bugaboo. It was a no go!
5 Summer // Apr 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON…..don’t cha cry no moooooooooooooooooooore.
6 kathy // Apr 30, 2008 at 7:47 am
oHHHH…. thought “economic stimulus gift” was your fancy way of saying “income tax refund”!
true - me, the canadian, has never heard of ‘economic stimulus’. read the link you sent. i feel a little more educated today. thank you!
7 adriana // Apr 30, 2008 at 10:36 am
Can I have $20 for playing guitar on that song on Rockband?
8 Nathan // May 3, 2008 at 6:52 am
Kansas, “Carryon Wayward son” on the Album “Leftoverture” released, October 1976. BOO YAH!
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