Club Brown

Wow what a weekend.
Did you know that Americans eat more beef on Memorial Day weekend than any other? I had a good beef eating weekend.
We went to Fish and James’ and z-Tejas and shopping, with and with out Eli (my version of fan boy, Steph).
I sat out to find some jeans
You know bigger ones that fit me. I have a problem though I can’t find any they are all either too big or a hair too small. So I got a bunch of new shirts that I did not necessarily need but that I will wear the hound dog out of. Also I bought two new pair of shoes. I actually bought shoes for my self instead of getting my dads hand me downs. Never fear thought people I went to the place where he gets his and bought some he will love when he sees them. Again I am exactly like him.
Oh I saw IRONMAN too. It s awesome and now am listening to old Sabbath. Dude lets face it OZZY can flat out rock the house. I fell like I a 12 year old walking down the hall way I just subconsciously sang “I am iron man da na na nuh nahu net net neh. (sound that out. It is the guitar piece that goes there.)
Oh and one more 12 year old bit.
Last night I had gas so bad that thought I was having an appendicitis attack. Seriously it hurt so bad. Never have I needed to seriously cut my stomach open and release the pressure in all of my born days.
I had Eli asking if he needed to take me to the hospital.
I got home, passed about 100psi and felt 100psi the better for it. See 12 years old!
And for debate today is it in fact wrong to warn new parents of the impending doom their child yet unborn will wreck upon their sleeping patterns. And is it wrong of me to say with the druggiest serious face I have to say um my mom always gave me Nyquil and I’ll prolly just do the same or you know slip a little light rum into their baby bottle, not a bunch just a little smidgen to help them sleep!