Why does coffee make my tummy hurt?
Will all the baby crap fit in the MINI, or should we dump it for a RV?
Why don’t I know something about cousin’s baby?
Why am I anxious about mom and dad coming?
Why can we not decide on a first name for peanut?
What did my neighbor kid do to get arrested last nigh?
Were the cop’s jerks?
Do the parents think one of us turned him in?
Why does it make me happy to listen to Cuban music and smoke cigars and drive my old truck slowly.
I am like a fat version of my uncle Jerry who will indulge his senses every once in a while not deny them.
9 responses so far ↓
1 Elizabeth // Jul 8, 2008 at 9:39 am
1. I think it’s the caffeine.
2. Probably not but an RV might be a bit much-try a SUV.
There are my 2 cents.
2 Sis // Jul 8, 2008 at 11:43 am
1) I would say it might also be the acidity of some coffee
2) no, although it would be interesting to see KBB drive an RV…could she reach the petals?
3) no idea
4)you’re excited to see them, but also know that company is kinda draining and your parents are well… your parents
5)because its extremely important and you want it to be perfect and just like her
6)i’d say for smuggling something
7)no
8)nope
9)because its who you are, and what others love about you
3 adriana // Jul 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I think your sister knows you.
Also, high amounts of sugar in anything may be difficult for some tummies to digest. Do you over-do the sugar in your coffee?
4 sarah // Jul 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm
try the granny low-acid coffee. they make oj like that too
5 Nathan // Jul 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm
1-whatever you do, don’t go to espresso.
2-RV’s are cool, but great big Vans with carpet 3-interiors are cooler.
4-don’t know
5-Parents are Parents, I know I feel weird because I always feel like they are uncomfortable.
6-one word. peppermint Patty, well, two words
7-smuggling?
8-Probably , but it’s part of their jobs.
9-unless you had something to do with it (not saying you did), no.
10-Because it’s who you are.
6 Nathan // Jul 8, 2008 at 2:45 pm
oh yeah, by the way your not the only one who gets bootlegged beer. I get St Arnold and Dogfish head from houston about three times a year.
7 Summer // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I love Q & A.
Coffee makes you go poop. So the hurt is the “you know what” getting ready.
You might have to just use DAINE’S fun man car. It will fit in there.
Your cousins baby. Hmph. No answer here. Call them.
Parents: Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Jan visits this weekend. Feel the same way.
First name–well duh. Because you’ve been waiting to call her Jacqueline Jade Barraza-Branham.
Neighborhood Kid–maybe he’s trying to be like you. Smoking cigars and listening to Cuban music.
Question 10: Despite your need to constantly be social and funny, this is brings out the other side of Daine: mellow. Mellow is good sometimes.
8 Sis // Jul 9, 2008 at 11:39 am
I like Summers comment on # 10 - i feel that it is the epitome of mellow Daine
9 Monica // Jul 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm
1 - coffee is a stimulant. It’s probably just getting things going.
2. If the mini does not work out for yall, I know someone that could help yall with a new car…..if you’re into Toyotas.
5. Maybe once you see her it will be easier.
9. Really? Gave me a whole different picture of Daine than I had before.
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