Club Brown

check this out. i woke up the other morning all stressed out. I dreamed my yard was not mowed and we had to go have the baby. then i got a letter from the HOA stating that they were going to come mow for me and every one knows they mow way too short and charge you out the butt for the services. i wanted to get home before they go to my yard but when i did get home all of my grass was gone they had completely mowed it away and all that was left in its place was dirt. the only grass left at all was poking up between the cracks in the side walk. I was heart broken that my baby girl had come home for the first time breathing air to no grass.

Oh and the song by the American idol winner whats her name, cant remember but it is called “no Air”. Yeah i always think of a baby’s lungs and it breathing amniotic fluid and i get a full body shiver. My luck when the waters do break i will slip, fall and crack my tail bone after unwittingly running through. i have this vision. everything is in the car we are making supper after a long day at the office, weird sensation slippery hair gel looking product now covering the floor, we run out to the car she says wait the stove i run back in to turn it off and slide and bam knock my self out cold on kitchen floor because it was so important that we get to the hospital that we just left it.

You know i consider my self a good friend o many but i would never in a million years ask any one o go to my house use the garage code and clean up the amniotic fluid off the kitchen floor for me so it is not there when we get home from the hospital? NEVER. Your safe friends.