“It is wrong
It is just plain wrong for a person to profit from some one else name.”
That is what the commentator said right before interviewing me for a show. I was like “the gall. And the pot calls the kettle black.” He blinked blankly back at me as if I weren’t making any sense. “You idiot, you think I am going to sit here and let you tell me what and what for? You got another thing coming.” I think he was so stunned no one said anything as I stood up untucked my shirt they insisted I tuck in and walked off the little stage, and straight out the door. I hate the 700 club and why had I even come here for an interview? I don’t need them, and of all the things to say at the start of an interview. Jerry Fallwell would have more tact. Good lord.  As I got in my car to leave I felt something at my back.  Yep I had taken their wireless microphone and I hope it was still on recording my mutterings all the way out of the place.
That is how my week started. All this fall-de-rall over some one making Jesus action figurines’.
I don’t care their cool. I don’t do figurines but heck why not if your into dust collectors and crap like that buy a “Jesus playing soccer with a young boy” item number 343356 if you want and why do I care if the Christian book store has them for sale or not.
Sometimes it doesn’t matter how many tie s you say it. I am Jesus’ brother. I was born when he was like 29 and I didn’t really know him.  We weren’t close or anything.
OK I am sorry; I said all that to say this. When you are not famous but your siblings are or in my case were the media is always gonna make you  out to be an idiot. And I hate it.
Case in point; Other than Janet or Michael (may he rest in peace) who of the other Jackson family is worth their salt huh? None of them. The Kardashians? Or however you spell their name. I mean if you wanna call Kim the famous one, what do the other kids have? The fat one is funny but um nothing. I mean I am sure these people are fine in their own right but don’t film them and make them look all stupid. The famous siblings shit smells just as bad and if they can piggy back a shoe designing career off your singing or sex tape with famous guys fame more power to them I say.
Someone make s a Jesus Action figuring and I am supposed to be upset that I didn’t think of that. Please.  That is not me. I don’t own the rights to his name; I am just his baby brother.