Why does coffee make my tummy hurt?
Will all the baby crap fit in the MINI, or should we dump it for a RV?
Why don’t I know something about cousin’s baby?
Why am I anxious about mom and dad coming?
Why can we not decide on a first name for peanut?
What did my neighbor kid do to get arrested last nigh?
Were the cop’s jerks?
Do the parents think one of us turned him in?
Why does it make me happy to listen to Cuban music and smoke cigars and drive my old truck slowly.
I am like a fat version of my uncle Jerry who will indulge his senses every once in a while not deny them.

Hey folks I am back from my vacation in Florida. I am tanned and rested and ready for Christmas. I will be filling you in with pictures of what we did where we went all that jazz like a week after it actually happened. Like FCC delay that is on live tv! So a week ago today we were on a plane and no we did not take pictures of that but we did go shopping when we go there a the mall across from our hotel and Karina was pooped out afterward.

I am still in chill mode this morning at work. I want a cup of Cuban coffee and a good cigar. I need to be shorter so that I would not look so stupid in a straw derby.