Know what I cant stand is my boss talking to her self but really wanting me to come over to help her out. She is stuck on something in Excel and is about to start crying she is so mad. And I am pretending to be busy and really I am not I am just typing this. HA. Sure is a Monday. It humidity is so high it finally just gave up and rained a bit. It was like it was trying so hard not to all morning and then it lost its grip and peed all over us. Ok it felt warm like pee does coming down your 6year old leg when you had to go but Mary Akers your 1^st grade teacher was so mean you dared not ask to go. Even thought there was a bathroom right there adjacent to the classroom.

I saw her once pick a kids desk up and empty it onto the floor in anger, as he sat there in the piss. He was so afraid of her treatment he was pulled from school. Only the strong and the extremely dimwitted survived her teaching career. I just remember her glasses might as well have been sunglasses because they were very darkly tinted like you could barely see her eyes, and then she had a mustache. I asked one day why she did not shave it and I remember that was one of the first times I ever saw her laugh. She explained to me that women weren’t supposed to shave. I asked my mom and she confirmed this and when I told her why I bothered to ask she was mortified that I had asked my teacher this so much so that she was reluctant to speak to her again. I found that hilarious as a kid, that something I could do would make the teacher laugh and my mom mortally embarrassed. It was probably not the only thing I would do as a kid to embarrass the crap out of my mom but then again she could be pretty embarrassing too and she was not trying to be!

Two bird were just “fighting” out side my office window another bird came down to break up the “fight” and he must have known they were “fighting” to the death, so he left, I wonder oh never mind….