So there is much to post just no time to do so. i need to start posting from my phone when i am in the john. I am kidding i would never ever do that … or would i?
SO the seaon to be jolly sure did sneak up on me this year. what the heck. i mean we had thanksgiving and that semmed to come fast and then next thing you know we started having Christmas and politically correct “holiday parties”. I was even an attendee for a End of the year celebration. yes we have a guy who is a witness of Jehovah and they don’t do birthdays and or Christmas and or have sex and or any other type of fun as far as i can tell. Lets just say I am glad i don’t witness for Jehovah like that. lord have mercy.
I mean really folks can you imagine a world without coke classic or sweet tea? that would be awful.

Special thanks to Zachary David, my brother from a notha mutha who prettied up the place. I feel all cool and gangster-ish. Or real Ed Young like or Real Josh Singleton like or real JimmyZ’s like or something. I feel like i need a skull screen printed on what used to be a dress shirt and some 4 hundred dollar jeans with an applique on the butt cheek pocket and maybe some swanky dress shoes and some of those big glasses that have a relief of Cesare face on the side in gold baby. Yeah and maybe a gold tooth.

OK i really have to get back to this mind numbing work that pays to keep the heat on.

man ok today is a hard one. i wanna teleport myself to Singapore and slap the spit out of my counterparts mouth.  Smiles

So how Ya’ll doing? things in Austin are great what it is like the 38th day in a row over 100 degrees and near 80% or better humidity wise. Translation; it is hot.

So i went to Lamaze class and i seriously think it is a complete waste of 80 bucks. i mean that is the difference between the Apple Airport express and the Airport extreme the two of witch i am debating on. So if you have an opinion of the two let me hear it at the sound of the chime. *Chime*

I mean i like the extreme. It has a security slot! but that is not why I swear that is not why.

wow all that apple white. i wish it were all a pleasing brown.

oh speaking of which. I had to erase my white board at work that had possible names to pair with Jade Barraza – Branham, and now it just has my business up there. name suggestions to proceed Jade Barraza -Branham after the chime. *chime*

Speaking of which i like calling my ‘you know,’ business my ‘business’ like i am going to go into this door with the outline of a man on it to take care of my or some business. It makes it funnier to say ‘yeah oh i had to put some business on the white board.’ no i did not apply it from across the room with a nice arch.

Ok moving on i know i am 13 and you are still reading my ‘business’ see isn’t that fun?

and in closing id like to point out that i could loose massive amounts of weight if i could top drinking coke.

Coke,the red can kind is addictive a the other and i am an addict. No but i have like a Month and a few days before the peanut pops out of the sundry places, and i need to drop like oh 50 pounds. shoot for the stars and land on the moon. such defeatist sloganology but it is what we are going to go with here anyway. Cause if you aint first yer last’.

wow what a waste of time your thinking and i am sorry but that is what the lord gave me. David Tucker once said eat the meat and spit out the bones.

I am struck with how a little time off effects me. I have no desire to anything but chill out. I want to go to Miami and get sand in my hair. I have been listening to Cuban music and reading articles all day about Castro and wishing him the best in the next life but really wishing he were in the next life and a transition in government could begin. i am there like white on rice.

Ok I am serious folks, I am loving these CROCS. I am wearing them so much I am going to become known in the office as “the guy who wears rubber clogs”. Oh what the heck. They are starting to make a weird noise when I wear them w/o socks.

I took Karina it the INS place where she was fingerprinted yesterday in San Antonio.

That took forever. USA-USA-USA-USA. It is hard to be patriotic when government offices are so inefficient.

We went after to all the little missions in SA. The Alamo is only one of them you know. Probably the most well preserved. The rest of the missions there are still used as churches. It is sweet. The furthest one south was super small and built like in the 1750s. There were candles lit in little red glass vases, and the interior was so diminutive that the little stand of candles lit the complete end of the church with a reverent feeling red glow.

Ok I maybe getting old but I saw a PBS show that I thought was so moving, it was called Walking the Bible. It was so good. I was expecting something more of discrediting nature on Public TV but no. What I got in stead was a warm fuzzy.

Ok the woman I work with is a Nut case I have said this before. So, she is a bigger woman and I do not mean heavy set. Well yes, heavy set plus tall, 5-9ish. So, she found some aqua blue corduroy pants that fit her great everywhere except for they were about 5 inches too short. I suggested she Hem them into Capri’s, as they are a light cotton fine wale cord. “No” she said “I am going to buy some pretty fringe to put on the bottom to make them long enough.” Well that is not going to look right at all I told her but what ever they are after al your pants and you have to wear them right?” So today, she came in again wearing these pants but now they are lengthened with Black Satin. Oh yes friends black satin on the aqua cords. Now that is Classy. The outfit is complete with cowboy boots, a black leather jacket and a nice wool Tam Hat with an Aqua ribbon tied around the edge of the hat for coordinating effect. It is classic and if I could come up with a reason for a picture I would show you. I live with this woman 8 hours or more a day, so I have to be nice. And I am sure Jesus would want me to be nice to her too. But my lord, she is a freak.

I am ready for .. I don’t know, the end of the day, or at least to be done with work.

Got look this song up on iTunes and you’ll get this post.

That is it I am depressed.

I suppose my phrase for today is going to be patently absurd. That is kind of how I feel at times. Like to day I was finally hired on as a permanent employee at the company I have been slaving away at for a year now and I very grateful. What is patently absurd about it? Yeah thanks for asking. I just want an iPod and I want to reward myself for actually getting a job but that is absurd. Right I should not be so dang selfish.

Patently absurd.

But then again I am know for that.

Know what I cant stand is my boss talking to her self but really wanting me to come over to help her out. She is stuck on something in Excel and is about to start crying she is so mad. And I am pretending to be busy and really I am not I am just typing this. HA. Sure is a Monday. It humidity is so high it finally just gave up and rained a bit. It was like it was trying so hard not to all morning and then it lost its grip and peed all over us. Ok it felt warm like pee does coming down your 6year old leg when you had to go but Mary Akers your 1^st grade teacher was so mean you dared not ask to go. Even thought there was a bathroom right there adjacent to the classroom.

I saw her once pick a kids desk up and empty it onto the floor in anger, as he sat there in the piss. He was so afraid of her treatment he was pulled from school. Only the strong and the extremely dimwitted survived her teaching career. I just remember her glasses might as well have been sunglasses because they were very darkly tinted like you could barely see her eyes, and then she had a mustache. I asked one day why she did not shave it and I remember that was one of the first times I ever saw her laugh. She explained to me that women weren’t supposed to shave. I asked my mom and she confirmed this and when I told her why I bothered to ask she was mortified that I had asked my teacher this so much so that she was reluctant to speak to her again. I found that hilarious as a kid, that something I could do would make the teacher laugh and my mom mortally embarrassed. It was probably not the only thing I would do as a kid to embarrass the crap out of my mom but then again she could be pretty embarrassing too and she was not trying to be!

Two bird were just “fighting” out side my office window another bird came down to break up the “fight” and he must have known they were “fighting” to the death, so he left, I wonder oh never mind….

Have you ever been supposed to do something like go work out and you just don’t feel like it? Maybe it was you should work and not play around, and playing around was hard too so you just sat your desk and did nothing at all? Maybe read what some one of your pals wrote on their blog. Doodley do. I said I was going got write about my trip. Blech I aint there now and I miss not having to be all in my office. I want to go play dominos with old men or set on the beach so long until my swimming trucks leave that little meshy imprint on my butt. Check this picture out of these two planes. I did not see this on my trip but I wish I hadduh, I would have laughed and laughed some more. Makes me want to see that new 40-year-old virgin movie!

You know, speaking of 40 year old virgin, I really love Carman’s music. I wish he’d come out with a new album. And not a Gaither video.