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November 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments

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Daine is wondering what flavor creamer no one would steal out of the work fridge! 8:23am
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Lara Niles at 8:29am November 11
You need to do what I do and keep it in your desk!!! The vanilla caramel creamer is absolutely fantastic….you don’t need no stinkin’ cold creamer!!!!
Laura Wright at 8:33am November 11
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Tags: Austin · Food · Funny · Life

better luck next time

November 5th, 2008 · 3 Comments

maybe in 20/20 hindsight she should have went with this dress more often.

so i am so glad this is all over. Zach we can take down the banners now the quiet protest is over.
now i am have to worry about the Christmas tree and getting it up before the family comes for Thankschristmasing. i have [...]

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Jessy Jackson was my favorite president

October 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The Chicago Defender endorses Jesse Jackson for Barack Obama’s Senate seat. Jesse Jackson, in turn, accused them of “acting White” and informed them they’d have their balls cut off. [Chicago Defender]

The only time i will ever post anything from FOX news on my blog. i thought this was funny though.
I love it. Remember this one?

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ch ch ch ch CHASE. bless you!

October 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments

well i cant believe it but it is finally happening. Our friends and Neighbors and countrymen Justin and Amanda are in the Hospital working on Chase their little man. we were all kind of in this pregnant boat together so it will be cool to finally meet this little guy.
We have been doing everything in [...]

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paris in the spring, the ozarks in the fall

October 6th, 2008 · 8 Comments

I am so ready to go home. I miss everything about fall today. I miss the cool rain and the colored leaves and old truck I used to call the beast and I miss going to papa Whites place to work on some ones car and the darkness that hides along the road just off [...]

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no joke

August 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

i just went to lunch with two ladys from work. walking back to the office, yeah i notice my fly is completly unzipped. So embarrasing.

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confession

April 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Sometimes I wish I could dance like usher. Try not to think of me dancing like Usher, you will smile out loud.

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short story long

April 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

OK and now for dumb. I am children’s guy at church. Don’t read “dirty old pervert” into that. No, I am over the Kids area of church, one could say children’s pastor but I think the word pastor should be reserved for one who thinks of them selves as “called” to it or as in [...]

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willie nelson starter kit

February 25th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I was working so hard to look like Willie Nelson for my 31st birthday and one week shy she said I looked homeless so I shaved. My face is as soft as a baby’s rear and I look like a 18 year old dough boy again.
I am growing it back.
Oh and mexi-melt was talking to [...]

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raaa raaa reee kick’ em in the knee…

February 7th, 2008 · No Comments

well it has been a day or two and i owe you something.
Let me just say for the record, this being confrontational deal really sucks i’d love to sit down and shut up but i made a promise to be patriotic. maybe it would be better if i left the writing up to Josh and [...]

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