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Im on a horse – re-tweet

by Daine on Feb.23, 2010, under Austin, BROWN, Funny, Really Brown

You know when someone else thinks ‘out loud’ what you have been thinking in your head?

Is it wrong to re-post what they said, but you also thought? I am going to go with no.

The funniest bit of the piece, the last line .

The place I saw saying out loud also thought it was sexists. Ehh whatever – everything is sexists so get over it right.
Over sensitivity has made the world both a better and a more … well, sensitive place.
So re-tweet and that is better than what I would have originally thought to call this (re-twat) and really it is just that i think this ad is funny.

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Elvis update

by Daine on Jan.13, 2010, under Austin, Friends, Funny, Meximelt, money

So this Elvis 75th birthday party me lady and I were to attend the other night was awesome. Christy Zimmerman Medina thought our last picture was sacrilegious. I don’t know what she has against Jesus but i think he’d be good looking if he looked like Jesus. in reality he was probably more brown.

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Don’t ask her about it thought she was home by choice with a sick baby. She urged me to keep the date and take Curt with me. I did we had a blast. Subsequently I have been listening to Chulahoma,

album-chulahoma

the album of Junior Kimbrough covers by the Black Keys ever since.If you do not own this i would recommend that you run out and buy it before you buy the new what ever it is you all are listening to these days.

Also, I played Sweet Caroline” the Elvis version in the Buzz Sunday. All is well that ends well. And the night ended expensive but we were all well. Curt and I had a flat, got a cab home and got the funniest look ever when i said to a lady “we’re together” and she misunderstood. i meant same tab not like “together in the biblical sense.

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DANG IT.

by Daine on Aug.17, 2009, under Austin, Church, Family, Funny, Life, Really Brown, Work

I hate it when I am affected. When I am stressed and want to punch a freaking hole in the wall, or when I am fully aware that I have too much on my plate or it hits me I need to be a responsible person and all I really want to do is selfish stuff I don’t have time for; one of two things always tends to happen. Either I will crack to the ego be a man, be all hard, say something I’ll regret as soon as it has left my lips, OR I’ll feel the pressure know I need to deal with it, not deal with it hear a sappy song and cry.
I have been trying to be strong, trying to ward off feeling of wanting to quit wanting to give up, wanting to pack my bags and head for the ‘Ozark’ hills even though I know there is nothing there for me. Trying to please the list of people I want to think highly of me. Trying to be a good husband, Papi, friend, employee, volunteer, citizen, driver, drummer, leader, energy conserver, home owner, decision maker, recruiter, spreadsheet compiler, and graphic designer all while watching my portions and sugar intake. I feel like I am failing at least 50% of my list at least 50% of the time. The one thing I am afraid of is failing. I know I haven’t been given more than I can bear, just not very good at asking for help. Not help from any of you; I am talking over you now.
So sitting at my desk this morning, not well, I asked for something. Some release, a sappy song, some Celine Dion, Some help. Please give me something to help me push through this most stressful of weeks.
Get ready to hear Zach laughing all the way from Santa B.
OK so Mercy Me has this song I heard while shopping at Marshalls for nothing the other day.
Watch the video and then picture me feeling sorry for myself with my office door closed having what I like to refer to as a shower moment. As in – get out of here I am cleaning myself and there is nothing flattering about this.
Have a good laugh. I feel better.

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good / bad; happy / sad

by Daine on Mar.03, 2009, under Austin, BROWN, Cars, Funny, Life, Music, spawn

Have you ever been excited and then totally bummed about something at once?
My baby is getting big and that is so cool but at the same time wait She is getting big and not going to be the baby before too much longer.
The New U2 album comes out today . Sweet one of the best days of the month id not the quarter if not the year in my “Velveeta is still cheese and good cheese at that” opinion. SO my sister sends me the link of the album on Amazon for 3.99 and that is awesome, but what I really want is the deluxe version on itunes with the hour long movie! Hello 17.99 and not only is that the one I want but I want that one in a hard copy with all the packaging. I am such a dork I know but that is even going to cost me more. So for what I could have for 4 bucks I am going to have to part with 20 more to get the little extras. Drat.
My neck is out. I had a car crash and have suffered for it dearly. The Chiropractor is helping but it hurts to go but I feel better after I have been.
It also cost money now that I am supposed to get back on the settlement I hope that happens. And I went yesterday and got all fixed and then sneezed and it was all undone. I really had a big sneeze. Now I am in pain waiting till I can go get hurt and give hi more money so ill feel better and hopefully get that money back someday and this time I am going to try not to sneeze!
Last thing I can think of on this note.
Google maps is doing their street view pics. I am excited
I keep checking my neighbor hood to see if they are up yet.
And this morning guess what? We are there. Except it is from like a year ago and the plumber was at my house due to some leaks we were having. His big truck was in front of the house, and there are two houses next door to us since, no it has to be like almost a year and a half ago that there were taken there are houses all around us now. And I was home with the plumber in the middle of the day so both cars are in the drive way and the garage door is open and we look like real red necks and we are so not that would be every one else on the street. But you can see our place and Gus and Anderson and the disgrace of a dirty garage that I swear I have since cleaned all up and organized. Oh and Karina’s old 93 civic is in there dead waiting to go to place where dead Honda’s go too. Man and the trash can is out and not even been picked up yet.
I wish I could have them come back and redo the picture. STINK.


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Just when you think no one notices.

by Daine on Feb.11, 2009, under BROWN, Funny, fashion

A lady asked me how many pair of shoes I have; she proceeded to tell me what I had worn over the past few days. You wore Brown chords and grey vans Monday and you wore boots yesterday and to day you have on penny loafers, I wanted to say um mind your own business and these are driving shoes of sorts, bugger off. But in stead I said thanks.
Speaking of what one wears on their feet. Or just feet actually (horrible segue) Jade has found her feet! The other night she was sucking on her toe so hard it was red. Crazy kiddophoto2

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facebook conversation

by Daine on Nov.11, 2008, under Austin, Food, Funny, Life

Edit
Daine is wondering what flavor creamer no one would steal out of the work fridge! 8:23am
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Lara Niles at 8:29am November 11
You need to do what I do and keep it in your desk!!! The vanilla caramel creamer is absolutely fantastic….you don’t need no stinkin’ cold creamer!!!!
Laura Wright at 8:33am November 11
Can you find real creamer and let it curdle? Then, wait for the ensuing joy!
Sarah Phillip Hogan at 8:41am November 11
Pour it in another bottle and label it breastmilk.
Laura Wright at 8:41am November 11
^^^ Best idea! Hahah…
Lara Niles at 8:55am November 11
OMG! That would be hilarious!
Daine Branham at 9:00am November 11
Oh man that is a good idea.
i should just use one of the bottles that were found to have bpha or something in the plastic that “we cant use” just nipple on the bottle and everything and squeeze the bottle into my cup OH that is brilliant.

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better luck next time

by Daine on Nov.05, 2008, under Austin, BROWN, Cars, Family, Funny, Life, fashion, politics

maybe in 20/20 hindsight she should have went with this dress more often.

so i am so glad this is all over. Zach we can take down the banners now the quiet protest is over.

now i am have to worry about the Christmas tree and getting it up before the family comes for Thankschristmasing. i have like 20 other things i want to get done between know and then too i need to wash the house and the fence and stain and seal the fence. Get the Honda out of the garage and into the shop to get fixed and tagged and rolling. and get the Mini back, maybe buy a used Saab and give the Tank back to its owner and get Gus into the garage for an oil change and the lights on the house and i have 20 days to do all this in. OK it might not all get done. First things first. i wanna get something done to the fence. this week. Hear that babe? ok and i wanna stop drinking soda. except when i NEED it.

CHEERS!  and dont grieve to much, my dear republican friends, nothing is ever gonna really change, that is just the way it is somethings never change, (insert bruce hornsby piano riff) and it dont matter if we have a black man or an old man a chick, or a chick with a gun on the run in the big house we are supposed to pray for them just the same.

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Jessy Jackson was my favorite president

by Daine on Oct.27, 2008, under Austin, BROWN, Funny

The Chicago Defender endorses Jesse Jackson for Barack Obama’s Senate seat. Jesse Jackson, in turn, accused them of “acting White” and informed them they’d have their balls cut off. [Chicago Defender]

The only time i will ever post anything from FOX news on my blog. i thought this was funny though.
I love it. Remember this one?

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ch ch ch ch CHASE. bless you!

by Daine on Oct.13, 2008, under Austin, BROWN, Cars, Family, Food, Friends, Funny, Life, spawn

well i cant believe it but it is finally happening. Our friends and Neighbors and countrymen Justin and Amanda are in the Hospital working on Chase their little man. we were all kind of in this pregnant boat together so it will be cool to finally meet this little guy.

We have been doing everything in our power to persuade him out.

Jade cried all evening last night to get him here and wore herself out she went out at 10.30pm after i gave her a bath and slept until 6.30am.

We have eaten Pepperoni Pizza and yesterday evening with perfect fall south Texas weather we went on a little ride around their ranch looking at these animals more commonly seen in Africa riding on an old unimog Mercedes, stinking cool truck but bouncy. about half way through i looked back at Amanda and said maybe the bumps will help the little man come out.

So Chase isnt here yet but cant be long now.

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