Club Brown

In case you were to forget and start thinking I want to be here in west hell? This is really where I’d like to be with my hands full with a hand rolled mild maduro and a cuba libre in the other.

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Thanks to gmail chat i can keep in constant contact with my defector friends who have left the bowels of hell for more temperate or oceanic climate-ry. this morning with Phillip:
me: hey friend how are you this morning?

Phillip: I’m on hold for some online Navy classes I’m taking.

me: right on
three things i [...]

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check this out. i woke up the other morning all stressed out. I dreamed my yard was not mowed and we had to go have the baby. then i got a letter from the HOA stating that they were going to come mow for me and every one knows they mow way too short and [...]

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OK I said I’d have something funny Beka and here is my attempt. Since I am trying it of course won’t be funny but it is a happy thing.
TODAY I AM WEARING WHITE PANTS! Count them I have had 5 women now complement me on my pants.

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I do pretty good most of the time. I live a bazillion miles away from blood family. But I have created around me a network of friends that do the trick. But some days I still miss individuals. One month away from living here 5 years and I am still getting home sick this does [...]

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why? I don’t know i have a friend in CA that i am always asking the most naive -est of American, republican, southern of questions of. “Hey Christine, don’t you just laugh when you hear the American dad theme song?” Jeez Louise, i mean think Daine, of course she doesn’t she is in Canada.
Josh [...]

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My parents were just here, and although i Hate to say it and my mom would kill me. We are all getting older. Mom wears glasses, dad randomly belches in public. they drive a mini van. they let me drive in “your crazy city. so much traffic!” they watch fox news. Stuff they would just [...]

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fat day.
AND i have a friend who should change their christian name to a native American sounding “poop don’t stink”.
“poop don’t stink”  says HI!

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Why does coffee make my tummy hurt?
Will all the baby crap fit in the MINI, or should we dump it for a RV?
Why don’t I know something about cousin’s baby?
Why am I anxious about mom and dad coming?
Why can we not decide on a first name for peanut?
What did my neighbor kid do to get [...]

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